I DID IT. I FINALLY DID IT. I BROKE THE COMMENT CHARACTER LIMIT.
Bake It Off (17442 words) by Chash Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy Additional Tags: Not Epilogue Compliant, Reality TV, Inspired by The Great British Bake Off Summary:
Hermione trying out for Bake Off is Harry's idea, and once they've worked through all the details of her appearing on muggle TV, she agrees it's a good one. It could be fun, maybe even low stakes enough that she won't get too competitive.
The real question is whose idea was it for Draco Malfoy to try out?
Four (of many, many) trans Hogwarts students the castle welcomed home.
Because fuck you, JKR.
[you wouldn't know it's spitefic if the second paragraph of summary and first freeform tag weren't there; it's really really sweet.]
The Phoenix of the Malfoys (16444 words) by Lomonaaeren Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Black Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy & Harry Potter Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Voldemort (Harry Potter) Additional Tags: Angst, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Mentor Lucius Malfoy, Not Canon Compliant - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Suicidal Thoughts Series: Part 25 of From Samhain to the Solstice 2019 Summary:
In the Department of Mysteries, Lucius Malfoy sees a prophecy with his name on it. He picks it up—and hears that Harry Potter will be the salvation of his family. Now if the stubborn boy will just let Lucius mentor him...
And On The Third Day (10968 words) by MerryArwen Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hermione Granger/Harry Potter/Ron Weasley Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley Summary:
Eventually, they find a note tacked to the gargoyle who guards the passage to the Headmaster's office. It is in Granger's handwriting and signed by her at the bottom, and tells them that, the danger being over and the initial aftermath winding down, she feels that the three of them need some time alone to recuperate and will reappear exactly three days from that day, at four o'clock.
In a Manner of Speaking (13984 words) by LullabyKnell Chapters: 2/2 Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Harry Potter & Ron Weasley Characters: Harry Potter, Original Characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Divergence - Post-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Post-Canon, Not Epilogue Compliant, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Universe Alteration, Canon-Typical Violence, Alternate Character Interpretation, Not Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Compliant, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Spoilers, Pre-Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, Accidental Baby Acquisition, Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Humor, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Wordcount: 10.000-30.000, Minor Original Character(s), Light Angst, Two Shot, POV Third Person Summary:
Post-DH AU: The year is 1999 and a litte girl has been found with no past and nowhere to go.
Someone is about to get the surprise of a lifetime. Again.
heart of a dragon (22583 words) by discordiansamba Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: The Gaang & Zuko (Avatar) Characters: Zuko (Avatar), Aang (Avatar), Sokka (Avatar), Katara (Avatar), Druk (Avatar), Appa (Avatar), Iroh (Avatar), Zhao (Avatar) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, local firebender raised by dragons the au Summary:
Fate turns a little differently, and Zuko ends up being raised far away from the royal palace- and with dragons. But no matter how things change, one thing remains the same- that it's his destiny to teach the Avatar firebending, and to fight against the Fire Lord. That's the easy part. The hard part? Literally everything else.
(or, local feral firebender does his best)
[three chapters in two weeks, that's encouraging, right?]
[and a fanart bonus:]
Honk (0 words) by vass Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Untitled Goose Game (Video Game), Fandom - Fandom, Hugo Award - Fandom Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Goose (Untitled Goose Game), World Science Fiction Society Mark Protection Committee Additional Tags: They're The Groundskeeper, collectively, It Is A Lovely Day In Fandom, And You Are Not A Hugo Winner, Let Me Try That Again, It Is A Lovely Day At Worldcon, And We Are All Horrible Fans, Who WON A HUGO, No Natural Persons Were Harmed In This Fanwork, Fanart, image description included, It's In The Alt Text, Hugo Awards Summary:
Make the Groundskeeper just fucking say they have nothing but contempt for AO3 members.
no subject
Date: 2019-12-21 02:13 am (UTC)Bake It Off (17442 words) by Chash
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy
Additional Tags: Not Epilogue Compliant, Reality TV, Inspired by The Great British Bake Off
Summary:
Hermione trying out for Bake Off is Harry's idea, and once they've worked through all the details of her appearing on muggle TV, she agrees it's a good one. It could be fun, maybe even low stakes enough that she won't get too competitive.
The real question is whose idea was it for Draco Malfoy to try out?
My Hogwarts Will Be Intersectional Or It Will Be Bullshit (637 words) by swingandswirl
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Hogwarts Students
Additional Tags: Fuck You JKR, Trans Character, Trans Male Character, Trans Female Character
Summary:
Four (of many, many) trans Hogwarts students the castle welcomed home.
Because fuck you, JKR.
[you wouldn't know it's spitefic if the second paragraph of summary and first freeform tag weren't there; it's really really sweet.]
The Phoenix of the Malfoys (16444 words) by Lomonaaeren
Chapters: 3/3
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Black Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy & Harry Potter
Characters: Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Voldemort (Harry Potter)
Additional Tags: Angst, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Mentor Lucius Malfoy, Not Canon Compliant - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Suicidal Thoughts
Series: Part 25 of From Samhain to the Solstice 2019
Summary:
In the Department of Mysteries, Lucius Malfoy sees a prophecy with his name on it. He picks it up—and hears that Harry Potter will be the salvation of his family. Now if the stubborn boy will just let Lucius mentor him...
And On The Third Day (10968 words) by MerryArwen
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Hermione Granger/Harry Potter/Ron Weasley
Characters: Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Summary:
Eventually, they find a note tacked to the gargoyle who guards the passage to the Headmaster's office. It is in Granger's handwriting and signed by her at the bottom, and tells them that, the danger being over and the initial aftermath winding down, she feels that the three of them need some time alone to recuperate and will reappear exactly three days from that day, at four o'clock.
In a Manner of Speaking (13984 words) by LullabyKnell
Chapters: 2/2
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationship: Harry Potter & Ron Weasley
Characters: Harry Potter, Original Characters
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Divergence - Post-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Post-Canon, Not Epilogue Compliant, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Universe Alteration, Canon-Typical Violence, Alternate Character Interpretation, Not Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Compliant, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child Spoilers, Pre-Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, Accidental Baby Acquisition, Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Humor, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Wordcount: 10.000-30.000, Minor Original Character(s), Light Angst, Two Shot, POV Third Person
Summary:
Post-DH AU: The year is 1999 and a litte girl has been found with no past and nowhere to go.
Someone is about to get the surprise of a lifetime. Again.
A Post-DH, Pre-Cursed Child Crack Fic.
and remember who I am (4790 words) by labellementeuse
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Emelan - Tamora Pierce
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Trisana Chandler
Additional Tags: Lightsbridge
Summary:
Can Tris fit in, and does she really want to?
heart of a dragon (22583 words) by discordiansamba
Chapters: 3/?
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: The Gaang & Zuko (Avatar)
Characters: Zuko (Avatar), Aang (Avatar), Sokka (Avatar), Katara (Avatar), Druk (Avatar), Appa (Avatar), Iroh (Avatar), Zhao (Avatar)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, local firebender raised by dragons the au
Summary:
Fate turns a little differently, and Zuko ends up being raised far away from the royal palace- and with dragons. But no matter how things change, one thing remains the same- that it's his destiny to teach the Avatar firebending, and to fight against the Fire Lord. That's the easy part. The hard part? Literally everything else.
(or, local feral firebender does his best)
[three chapters in two weeks, that's encouraging, right?]
[and a fanart bonus:]
Honk (0 words) by vass
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Untitled Goose Game (Video Game), Fandom - Fandom, Hugo Award - Fandom
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Goose (Untitled Goose Game), World Science Fiction Society Mark Protection Committee
Additional Tags: They're The Groundskeeper, collectively, It Is A Lovely Day In Fandom, And You Are Not A Hugo Winner, Let Me Try That Again, It Is A Lovely Day At Worldcon, And We Are All Horrible Fans, Who WON A HUGO, No Natural Persons Were Harmed In This Fanwork, Fanart, image description included, It's In The Alt Text, Hugo Awards
Summary:
Make the Groundskeeper just fucking say they have nothing but contempt for AO3 members.