Ladybug is exhausted, and Chat convinces her to finally start bringing on the temp wielders permanently.
Unfortunately for Chat's poor kitty brain, she chooses to use that opportunity to set up Multimouse with Aspik.
He is SO SCREWED.
[Author updates something or other at frequent intervals; which something it is varies.]
Overload (12735 words) by SailorChibi Chapters: 6/? Fandom: Miraculous Ladybug Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug & Tikki, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Plagg, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug & Plagg & Tikki Characters: Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Tikki (Miraculous Ladybug), Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug), Gabriel Agreste, Tom Dupain, Sabine Cheng, Master Fu (Miraculous Ladybug) Additional Tags: Supportive Tikki (Miraculous Ladybug), Protective Tikki (Miraculous Ladybug), Supportive Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug), Plagg Cares (Miraculous Ladybug), Plagg and Tikki can take on a humanoid form, Transmutation, Human Transmutation, Protective Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug), Gabriel Agreste's A+ Parenting, Bad Parent Gabriel Agreste, Bad Parent Tom Dupain, Bad Parent Sabine Cheng, Mentions of neglect, mentions of abuse, sometimes I don't think tom and sabine are that great parents, this magnifies that theory, Marinette Dupain-Cheng deserves better, adrien agreste deserves better, Adoption, Memory Alteration, POV Tikki (Miraculous Ladybug), POV Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug), POV Marinette Dupain-Cheng, POV Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, protect marinette dupain-cheng, Protect Adrien Agreste, both these kids have so much shit on their shoulders, someone needs to step up and do right by them, Hugging, Crying, Carrying, Fluff, Angst and Fluff, Marinette Dupain-Cheng Needs a Hug, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir Needs a Hug, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir Identity Reveal, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug Identity Reveal, Secret Identity Reveal, Identity Reveal, this may be the most lowkey reveal i've ever done, the kids are not alright, Hurt Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Hurt Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Human Kwami, includes some mentions of season three episodes, but no spoilers for the finale, or for the final four episodes, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Summary:
With every passing day, the weight on Marinette's and Adrien's shoulders gets heavier. Pressure comes from every direction with little support, even from their parents.
It's time for Tikki and Plagg to step up and take care of their kids.
[podfic] Brilliance (84 words) by BabelGhoti Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dragon Age II Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Female Hawke/Varric Tethras Characters: Female Hawke (Dragon Age), Varric Tethras, Isabela (Dragon Age), Bethany Hawke, Aveline Vallen, The Iron Bull (Dragon Age), Female Inquisitor (Dragon Age) Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, Blue Hawke (Dragon Age), Brief Bianca Davri, Overprotective Varric, Fluff, Love Letters, Happy Ending, Found Family, Podfic, Podfic Length: 1-1.5 Hours, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming Summary:
It was only because she had never been good at making friends before Varric, she reasoned, and he’d claimed and defended the title of best friend so valiantly that it made her head spin.
It was only friendship, Delilah told herself. The best friendship in the entire world.
aka, the "it takes ten years for them to kiss" slow burn
This is really sweet and delightful and does all the best pining things a show burn friends to lovers should. :D More fun if you know canon, I think, since the plot points just get references rather than explained in-text, but if you don't mind that you could probably enjoy it as just a tale of PINING. [podfic] just for the halibut (12 words) by girlmarauders, growlery, frecklebombfic, momopods Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Men's Hockey RPF Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Travis Konecny/Nolan Patrick Characters: Nolan Patrick, Travis Konecny, Nico Hischier, Fish (Travis Konecny's Fish) Additional Tags: Podfic, Multiple Voices, Podfic Length: 10-20 Minutes, Alternate Universe - College/University, Fish, and they were ROOMMATES Summary:
Nolan is just leaning in to get a closer look at the tank when the door to the room slams open, which he’s told TK a thousand times is annoying as hell, but which TK refuses to stop doing.
“Oh good, you met Fish,” TK says, slinging his backpack to the ground. “He’s my new son.”
Nolan does not turn to glare at TK, only because he doesn’t want give TK the satisfaction.
Highly recommend listening to the unedited version - the readers' reactions are so much fun. Hilarious and nonsensical and sweet! No canon knowledge necessary. I certainly don't know these people, and it's a college AU anyway. :P [Podfic] my black eye casts no shadow by gyzym (65 words) by compassrose Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Crowley/War (Good Omens), Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziriphale/War (Good Omens), Aziriphale/Crowley/War (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Podfic, Podfic Length: 10-20 Minutes, Very Dramatic Readings Summary:
If you cut humanity to the quick, split it open, found its soul, it would have dark red hair and bright wild eyes.
This story features Rule 63 Crowley and Aziraphale (War's just War. She don't change for anybody). Additionally, please be warned that there is dubious consent, power play, and a little bit of blood in this story, in addition to the typical re-interpretations of Biblical themes. If that sort of thing is not *your* sort of thing, please give this tale a pass.
War is really creepy. *shudder* I think if you've spent any amount of time on social media this year, you probably have enough canon knowledge to enjoy this. XD [Podfic] Species Diversity and You!: A Sexual Safety Presentation (50 words) by silverandblue, Shmaylor Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Trek Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Original Non-Human Character(s), Original Characters, Jane (The Species Diversity Panda), Sfonn (The Sexual Safety Sehlat) Additional Tags: Humor, Innuendo, Orientation Videos, PSA, And you thought your workplace orientation videos were bad, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Live Podfic Performance, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming Summary:
A presentation from Starfleet Medical's Sexual Safety program, presented by cute animated mascots.
[Podfic Version]
This feels like it was written for this kind of live audio performance. The two readers' do a fantastic job of embodying the personalities of the two mascots, and the audience reactions are the most fun! No canon knowledge needed beyond "it's a show in space with aliens". [podfic] Him and Me and You and Her (47 words) by Annapods Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Miraculous Ladybug Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir/Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug Characters: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug) Additional Tags: Light Angst, Humor, Fluff, Bets & Wagers, Identity Reveal, Identity Porn, Podfic, Podfic Length: 30-45 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming Summary:
Chat Noir broke his stare and shook his head, breathing out a short, humorless laugh. "My Lady," he said, "I can assure you that if you're really not interested in me, you wouldn't be interested in Adrien Agreste."
I really just love a good identity reveal story. :D And on a shallow note, I enjoy hearing the characters' French names in the reader's French accent. You will want to know the basic premise of canon, but you don't need to know any plot details, or know any of the side characters. [Podfic of] bury me in your memory (64 words) by the24thkey, idellaphod Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Stray Kids (Band) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Han Jisung | Han/Lee Minho | Lee Know Characters: Han Jisung | Han, Lee Minho Additional Tags: Podfic & Podficced Works, Podfic, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming, Podfic Collaboration, Podfic Length: 30-45 Minutes Summary:
Mostly, Jisung just feels lost. The inside of his chest is too full of longing for any other emotion to stay long, and so he sits, and looks, and he tries to remember. Minho does his best to help.
--- Or, Minho is the keeper of all things lost and Jisung can't find what he needs the most.
This is so beautiful and haunting and definitely a strong fairy tale vibe (happy ending don't worry!). I suspect this will be a different, more layered experience if you do know canon, but I have no idea who these people are and that didn't prevent me from following the plot and enjoying the story. Origin [Podfic] (51 words) by blackglass Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Untitled Goose Game (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: God (Good Omens), Goose (Untitled Goose Game) Additional Tags: Crossover, Crack, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming Summary:
A podfic of "Origin" by Meatball42.
"God's final creation."
Amazing and hilarious. I love this origin story! :D I think you probably don't need to know canon beyond what you'd get from social media osmosis. Honking Thedas [Podfic] (51 words) by blackglass Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Untitled Goose Game (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Sera (Dragon Age), Goose (Untitled Goose Game) Additional Tags: Crack, Sorry Not Sorry, Inquisitor Goose, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming Summary:
A podfic of "Honking Thedas" by Artemis1000.
"The Herald lifts her left leg to reveal the green glow on the underside of her orange foot and flaps her wings to show she is ready to take on the world - or at least some very major mischief."
Goose and Sera are a match made in chaos heaven. :D For this one you'll probably want to be at least somewhat familiar with Dragon Age: Inquisition. And a few fics: Hiding and Revealing (1675 words) by M0use Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: My Chemical Romance Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Lindsey Ballato/Gerard Way, pined-after Gerard Way/Mikey Way, imagined Lindsey Ballato/Mikey Way Characters: Mikey Way, Gerard Way, Lindsey Ballato, mentioned Alicia Simmons Additional Tags: Pining, Inspired by Music, Angst and Porn, Mental Health Issues, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism Series: Part 1 of See You Lying Next To Me Summary:
It's not that Mikey minds Gerard and his newfound, beautiful wife coming to stay with Mikey in their--his and Gerard's--childhood home. It's his own fault that he's used it as a depression cave to retreat in since leaving tour, and that he's not used to people anymore. He wishes they weren't so obvious though.
CN: incest, mental illness & associated self-hate. This gave me a lot of feels. The narrative is very intensely in Mikey's head and it made my heart hurt. Probably don't need canon knowledge for this. sneeze disease (5540 words) by silentwalrus Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Captain America (Movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers Characters: Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov (Marvel) Additional Tags: Allergies, Seminal Plasma Hypersensitivity, Adult Life Is Already So Goddamn Weird, Cute Slice Of Life Ficlet :), Fluff and Humor, shockingly this fic does not qualify as crack, Hand Jobs, Podfic Available, Russian Translation Available - See Notes, do not copy to another site Summary:
Bucky starts to believe in a vengeful god on May the twelfth, year of our Lord two thousand and fucking eighteen, because that’s the day he makes fun of Clint Barton for carrying around a dainty little packetful of tissues in his pocket and honking into them like a congested donkey every fifteen minutes. “Fucking polleb,” Clint swears, wiping at his watering eyes. “Fucking claritin. Fucking zyrtec. Fucking bastards, all of dem.”
“What’s happened to your pokeymen now?” Bucky asks distractedly, not looking away from where Natasha is very slowly setting the last Joker on her vast, exquisitely balanced house of cards.
“Dat’s not - dey’re not pokémon,” Clint says, aggrieved. “Dey’re drugs. And dey don’t work for me.”
This made me choke with laughter multiple times during lunch. There's not a sentence in this that's not crying with laughter hilarious! I don't think you need canon knowledge beyond what the super soldier serum does in the vaguest of senses. can't fight the moonlight (3067 words) by Anonymous Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Bandom Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gerard Way/Pete Wentz Additional Tags: Werewolves, Touring, Fluff and Angst, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism Summary:
for no-tags Fall 2019, prompt: Pete/Gerard, long hair club
This is really lovely. I love the way their werewolfy friendship lasts across the years. Probably not as much fun if you don't know canon.
I am way behind on my own recs so lets kick this off with a few offerings curtsy Rusty Towers: say that i guess it’s all okay (1559 words) by ohallows Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Rusty Quill Gaming (Podcast) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sasha Racket & Zolf Smith Characters: Sasha Racket, Zolf Smith Additional Tags: Family, Conversations, Comfort, we stan the two low charisma characters, Canon Compliant Summary:
The sun is just beginning to set on the distant horizon when Sasha finishes helping out the crew with some odd jobs around the ship. She climbs up to the crows nest and leans on the railing as she stares out over the clouds. Streaks of red and burnished orange play across the sky, lighting the world in color. The breeze blowing through her hair feels nice, and it's freeing to be this far above the ground. For someone from Other London, even the concept of being high in the sky is unthinkable. But here she is, and she’s got a load of tales to tell her mates if she ever makes it back down there.
Proud; Possessive (3656 words) by roswyrm Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Rusty Quill Gaming (Podcast) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Hamid Saleh Haroun al-Tahan/Zolf Smith Characters: Hamid Saleh Haroun al-Tahan, Zolf Smith, Oscar Wilde (Rusty Quill Gaming), Sasha Rackett, Sir Bertrand "Bertie" MacGuffingham Additional Tags: Wilde-typical flirting, Dancing Lessons, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Mutual Pining, canon-typical responses to Wilde-typical flirting, Jealousy, Oblivious, mutual idiots, 5+1 Things, First Kiss, Party Summary:
Five times Wilde was too damn flirtatious for his own good. (And one time he left well-enough alone.)
Sam nie pojmuję, jak w twe zajdę progi (3109 words) by Mad_Maudlin Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Jonathan Sims Characters: Jonathan Sims, Martin Blackwood Additional Tags: post-season 3, questionable linguistics, sketchy Archivist superpowers, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, that's an official tag!, Polish love poetry, translated by someone who doesn't speak Polish, it's all right I have a permit, Asexual Character, it's really only implied but it is Relevant, in which Jonathan Sims is slightly less of a tire fire than usual for canon, and Martin gets one (1) nice thing Summary:
Martin's been acting odd since Jon came back. Well, odder than usual.
Fantod Ficlets (6215 words) by j quadrifrons Chapters: 10/10 Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Rusty Quill Gaming (Podcast) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Basira Hussain, Alice "Daisy" Tonner, Sasha James, Agnes Montague, Jonathan Sims, Helen Richardson, Elias Bouchard, Gerard Keay, Peter Lukas, Martin Blackwood, Jared Hopworth Additional Tags: Originally Posted on Tumblr, prompt fills, Short ficlets, Character Study, Nightmares, Canon-Typical Violence, Amputation, Dogs, Canon-Typical Creepy Artifacts, fun with pronouns, Beholding, so much Beholding, Angst and Feels Summary:
Short fics for various characters with prompts from Edward Gorey's Fantod Pack.
Bookmarker's Notes:
Chapters can be read independently. Mostly TMA but the RQG is well done
and a Good Omens to wrap it up my saloon will do quite nicely (1448 words) by tinsnip Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley & The Bentley Characters: Aziraphale, Crowley, The Bentley, Freddie Mercury (as the voice of the Bentley) Additional Tags: doesn't everybody talk to their car?, butter tarts, Canadian baking is not to be sniffed at, this is silliness, and i had a good time writing it Summary:
The Bentley rumbled disapprovingly, nearly sideswiping a city bus. “Look, there’s nothing I can do. He says we go too fast for him—” Rrrm. “All right! Fine. I go too fast for him. But you’re not helping.” Vrrrrm!
***
In which Crowley talks to his car, the Bentley is passive-aggressive, and Aziraphale likes Canadian baking.
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Date: 2019-11-16 04:26 am (UTC)Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: Miraculous Ladybug
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir/Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug
Characters: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Alya Césaire, Lila Rossi
Additional Tags: Polyamory, Secret Relationship, Hot Mess Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Lovesick Adrien Agreste, Rated for swearing, Also rated for the occasional sex joke
Summary:
Adrien and Marinette think they're in a polyamorous relationship. They're wrong.
[Update schedule unknown.]
Unwise (2718 words) by GalahadWilder
Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: Miraculous Ladybug
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir/Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug
Characters: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Aspik, Multimouse - Character, Bee!Adrien - Character, Bee Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir - Character, Snake Adrien Agreste | Aspik - Character, Rat Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Multimouse
Series: Part 3 of The "Fix Buggachat's Laptop" Fic Drive
Summary:
Ladybug is exhausted, and Chat convinces her to finally start bringing on the temp wielders permanently.
Unfortunately for Chat's poor kitty brain, she chooses to use that opportunity to set up Multimouse with Aspik.
He is SO SCREWED.
[Author updates something or other at frequent intervals; which something it is varies.]
Overload (12735 words) by SailorChibi
Chapters: 6/?
Fandom: Miraculous Ladybug
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug & Tikki, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Plagg, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug & Plagg & Tikki
Characters: Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Tikki (Miraculous Ladybug), Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug), Gabriel Agreste, Tom Dupain, Sabine Cheng, Master Fu (Miraculous Ladybug)
Additional Tags: Supportive Tikki (Miraculous Ladybug), Protective Tikki (Miraculous Ladybug), Supportive Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug), Plagg Cares (Miraculous Ladybug), Plagg and Tikki can take on a humanoid form, Transmutation, Human Transmutation, Protective Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug), Gabriel Agreste's A+ Parenting, Bad Parent Gabriel Agreste, Bad Parent Tom Dupain, Bad Parent Sabine Cheng, Mentions of neglect, mentions of abuse, sometimes I don't think tom and sabine are that great parents, this magnifies that theory, Marinette Dupain-Cheng deserves better, adrien agreste deserves better, Adoption, Memory Alteration, POV Tikki (Miraculous Ladybug), POV Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug), POV Marinette Dupain-Cheng, POV Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, protect marinette dupain-cheng, Protect Adrien Agreste, both these kids have so much shit on their shoulders, someone needs to step up and do right by them, Hugging, Crying, Carrying, Fluff, Angst and Fluff, Marinette Dupain-Cheng Needs a Hug, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir Needs a Hug, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir Identity Reveal, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug Identity Reveal, Secret Identity Reveal, Identity Reveal, this may be the most lowkey reveal i've ever done, the kids are not alright, Hurt Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Hurt Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Human Kwami, includes some mentions of season three episodes, but no spoilers for the finale, or for the final four episodes, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Other Additional Tags to Be Added
Summary:
With every passing day, the weight on Marinette's and Adrien's shoulders gets heavier. Pressure comes from every direction with little support, even from their parents.
It's time for Tikki and Plagg to step up and take care of their kids.
[Updates every week-ish.]
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Date: 2019-11-16 04:33 am (UTC)Thanks for recs!
I've been mostly listening to podfic this week
Date: 2019-11-16 08:18 am (UTC)Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Dragon Age II
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Female Hawke/Varric Tethras
Characters: Female Hawke (Dragon Age), Varric Tethras, Isabela (Dragon Age), Bethany Hawke, Aveline Vallen, The Iron Bull (Dragon Age), Female Inquisitor (Dragon Age)
Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, Blue Hawke (Dragon Age), Brief Bianca Davri, Overprotective Varric, Fluff, Love Letters, Happy Ending, Found Family, Podfic, Podfic Length: 1-1.5 Hours, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming
Summary:
It was only because she had never been good at making friends before Varric, she reasoned, and he’d claimed and defended the title of best friend so valiantly that it made her head spin.
It was only friendship, Delilah told herself. The best friendship in the entire world.
aka, the "it takes ten years for them to kiss" slow burn
This is really sweet and delightful and does all the best pining things a show burn friends to lovers should. :D More fun if you know canon, I think, since the plot points just get references rather than explained in-text, but if you don't mind that you could probably enjoy it as just a tale of PINING.[podfic] just for the halibut (12 words) by girlmarauders, growlery, frecklebombfic, momopods
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Men's Hockey RPF
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Travis Konecny/Nolan Patrick
Characters: Nolan Patrick, Travis Konecny, Nico Hischier, Fish (Travis Konecny's Fish)
Additional Tags: Podfic, Multiple Voices, Podfic Length: 10-20 Minutes, Alternate Universe - College/University, Fish, and they were ROOMMATES
Summary:
Nolan is just leaning in to get a closer look at the tank when the door to the room slams open, which he’s told TK a thousand times is annoying as hell, but which TK refuses to stop doing.
“Oh good, you met Fish,” TK says, slinging his backpack to the ground. “He’s my new son.”
Nolan does not turn to glare at TK, only because he doesn’t want give TK the satisfaction.
Highly recommend listening to the unedited version - the readers' reactions are so much fun. Hilarious and nonsensical and sweet! No canon knowledge necessary. I certainly don't know these people, and it's a college AU anyway. :P[Podfic] my black eye casts no shadow by gyzym (65 words) by compassrose
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Crowley/War (Good Omens), Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziriphale/War (Good Omens), Aziriphale/Crowley/War (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Podfic, Podfic Length: 10-20 Minutes, Very Dramatic Readings
Summary:
If you cut humanity to the quick, split it open, found its soul, it would have dark red hair and bright wild eyes.
This story features Rule 63 Crowley and Aziraphale (War's just War. She don't change for anybody). Additionally, please be warned that there is dubious consent, power play, and a little bit of blood in this story, in addition to the typical re-interpretations of Biblical themes. If that sort of thing is not *your* sort of thing, please give this tale a pass.
War is really creepy. *shudder* I think if you've spent any amount of time on social media this year, you probably have enough canon knowledge to enjoy this. XD[Podfic] Species Diversity and You!: A Sexual Safety Presentation (50 words) by silverandblue, Shmaylor
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Star Trek
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Original Non-Human Character(s), Original Characters, Jane (The Species Diversity Panda), Sfonn (The Sexual Safety Sehlat)
Additional Tags: Humor, Innuendo, Orientation Videos, PSA, And you thought your workplace orientation videos were bad, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Live Podfic Performance, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming
Summary:
A presentation from Starfleet Medical's Sexual Safety program, presented by cute animated mascots.
[Podfic Version]
This feels like it was written for this kind of live audio performance. The two readers' do a fantastic job of embodying the personalities of the two mascots, and the audience reactions are the most fun! No canon knowledge needed beyond "it's a show in space with aliens".[podfic] Him and Me and You and Her (47 words) by Annapods
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Miraculous Ladybug
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir/Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug
Characters: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug)
Additional Tags: Light Angst, Humor, Fluff, Bets & Wagers, Identity Reveal, Identity Porn, Podfic, Podfic Length: 30-45 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming
Summary:
Chat Noir broke his stare and shook his head, breathing out a short, humorless laugh. "My Lady," he said, "I can assure you that if you're really not interested in me, you wouldn't be interested in Adrien Agreste."
00:40:45 :: Written by Socchan.
I really just love a good identity reveal story. :D And on a shallow note, I enjoy hearing the characters' French names in the reader's French accent. You will want to know the basic premise of canon, but you don't need to know any plot details, or know any of the side characters.[Podfic of] bury me in your memory (64 words) by the24thkey, idellaphod
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Stray Kids (Band)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Han Jisung | Han/Lee Minho | Lee Know
Characters: Han Jisung | Han, Lee Minho
Additional Tags: Podfic & Podficced Works, Podfic, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming, Podfic Collaboration, Podfic Length: 30-45 Minutes
Summary:
Mostly, Jisung just feels lost. The inside of his chest is too full of longing for any other emotion to stay long, and so he sits, and looks, and he tries to remember.
Minho does his best to help.
---
This is so beautiful and haunting and definitely a strong fairy tale vibe (happy ending don't worry!). I suspect this will be a different, more layered experience if you do know canon, but I have no idea who these people are and that didn't prevent me from following the plot and enjoying the story.Or, Minho is the keeper of all things lost and Jisung can't find what he needs the most.
Origin [Podfic] (51 words) by blackglass
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Untitled Goose Game (Video Game)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: God (Good Omens), Goose (Untitled Goose Game)
Additional Tags: Crossover, Crack, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming
Summary:
A podfic of "Origin" by Meatball42.
"God's final creation."
Amazing and hilarious. I love this origin story! :D I think you probably don't need to know canon beyond what you'd get from social media osmosis.Honking Thedas [Podfic] (51 words) by blackglass
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Untitled Goose Game (Video Game)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Sera (Dragon Age), Goose (Untitled Goose Game)
Additional Tags: Crack, Sorry Not Sorry, Inquisitor Goose, Podfic, Podfic Length: 0-10 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming
Summary:
A podfic of "Honking Thedas" by Artemis1000.
"The Herald lifts her left leg to reveal the green glow on the underside of her orange foot and flaps her wings to show she is ready to take on the world - or at least some very major mischief."
Goose and Sera are a match made in chaos heaven. :D For this one you'll probably want to be at least somewhat familiar with Dragon Age: Inquisition.And a few fics:
Hiding and Revealing (1675 words) by M0use
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: My Chemical Romance
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Lindsey Ballato/Gerard Way, pined-after Gerard Way/Mikey Way, imagined Lindsey Ballato/Mikey Way
Characters: Mikey Way, Gerard Way, Lindsey Ballato, mentioned Alicia Simmons
Additional Tags: Pining, Inspired by Music, Angst and Porn, Mental Health Issues, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
Series: Part 1 of See You Lying Next To Me
Summary:
It's not that Mikey minds Gerard and his newfound, beautiful wife coming to stay with Mikey in their--his and Gerard's--childhood home. It's his own fault that he's used it as a depression cave to retreat in since leaving tour, and that he's not used to people anymore.
CN: incest, mental illness & associated self-hate. This gave me a lot of feels. The narrative is very intensely in Mikey's head and it made my heart hurt. Probably don't need canon knowledge for this.He wishes they weren't so obvious though.
sneeze disease (5540 words) by silentwalrus
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Captain America (Movies)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers
Characters: Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov (Marvel)
Additional Tags: Allergies, Seminal Plasma Hypersensitivity, Adult Life Is Already So Goddamn Weird, Cute Slice Of Life Ficlet :), Fluff and Humor, shockingly this fic does not qualify as crack, Hand Jobs, Podfic Available, Russian Translation Available - See Notes, do not copy to another site
Summary:
Bucky starts to believe in a vengeful god on May the twelfth, year of our Lord two thousand and fucking eighteen, because that’s the day he makes fun of Clint Barton for carrying around a dainty little packetful of tissues in his pocket and honking into them like a congested donkey every fifteen minutes. “Fucking polleb,” Clint swears, wiping at his watering eyes. “Fucking claritin. Fucking zyrtec. Fucking bastards, all of dem.”
“What’s happened to your pokeymen now?” Bucky asks distractedly, not looking away from where Natasha is very slowly setting the last Joker on her vast, exquisitely balanced house of cards.
“Dat’s not - dey’re not pokémon,” Clint says, aggrieved. “Dey’re drugs. And dey don’t work for me.”
This made me choke with laughter multiple times during lunch. There's not a sentence in this that's not crying with laughter hilarious! I don't think you need canon knowledge beyond what the super soldier serum does in the vaguest of senses.can't fight the moonlight (3067 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Bandom
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Gerard Way/Pete Wentz
Additional Tags: Werewolves, Touring, Fluff and Angst, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
Summary:
for no-tags Fall 2019, prompt: Pete/Gerard, long hair club
This is really lovely. I love the way their werewolfy friendship lasts across the years. Probably not as much fun if you don't know canon.Re: I've been mostly listening to podfic this week
Date: 2019-11-16 07:14 pm (UTC)These sound like a lot of fun!
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Date: 2019-11-18 02:58 pm (UTC)say that i guess it’s all okay (1559 words) by ohallows
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Rusty Quill Gaming (Podcast)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sasha Racket & Zolf Smith
Characters: Sasha Racket, Zolf Smith
Additional Tags: Family, Conversations, Comfort, we stan the two low charisma characters, Canon Compliant
Summary:
The sun is just beginning to set on the distant horizon when Sasha finishes helping out the crew with some odd jobs around the ship. She climbs up to the crows nest and leans on the railing as she stares out over the clouds. Streaks of red and burnished orange play across the sky, lighting the world in color. The breeze blowing through her hair feels nice, and it's freeing to be this far above the ground. For someone from Other London, even the concept of being high in the sky is unthinkable. But here she is, and she’s got a load of tales to tell her mates if she ever makes it back down there.
Proud; Possessive (3656 words) by roswyrm
Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: Rusty Quill Gaming (Podcast)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Hamid Saleh Haroun al-Tahan/Zolf Smith
Characters: Hamid Saleh Haroun al-Tahan, Zolf Smith, Oscar Wilde (Rusty Quill Gaming), Sasha Rackett, Sir Bertrand "Bertie" MacGuffingham
Additional Tags: Wilde-typical flirting, Dancing Lessons, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Mutual Pining, canon-typical responses to Wilde-typical flirting, Jealousy, Oblivious, mutual idiots, 5+1 Things, First Kiss, Party
Summary:
Five times Wilde was too damn flirtatious for his own good.
(And one time he left well-enough alone.)
Sam nie pojmuję, jak w twe zajdę progi (3109 words) by Mad_Maudlin
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Jonathan Sims
Characters: Jonathan Sims, Martin Blackwood
Additional Tags: post-season 3, questionable linguistics, sketchy Archivist superpowers, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, that's an official tag!, Polish love poetry, translated by someone who doesn't speak Polish, it's all right I have a permit, Asexual Character, it's really only implied but it is Relevant, in which Jonathan Sims is slightly less of a tire fire than usual for canon, and Martin gets one (1) nice thing
Summary:
Martin's been acting odd since Jon came back. Well, odder than usual.
Fantod Ficlets (6215 words) by j quadrifrons
Chapters: 10/10
Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Rusty Quill Gaming (Podcast)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Basira Hussain, Alice "Daisy" Tonner, Sasha James, Agnes Montague, Jonathan Sims, Helen Richardson, Elias Bouchard, Gerard Keay, Peter Lukas, Martin Blackwood, Jared Hopworth
Additional Tags: Originally Posted on Tumblr, prompt fills, Short ficlets, Character Study, Nightmares, Canon-Typical Violence, Amputation, Dogs, Canon-Typical Creepy Artifacts, fun with pronouns, Beholding, so much Beholding, Angst and Feels
Summary:
Short fics for various characters with prompts from Edward Gorey's Fantod Pack.
Bookmarker's Notes:Chapters can be read independently. Mostly TMA but the RQG is well done
and a Good Omens to wrap it up
my saloon will do quite nicely (1448 words) by tinsnip
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley & The Bentley
Characters: Aziraphale, Crowley, The Bentley, Freddie Mercury (as the voice of the Bentley)
Additional Tags: doesn't everybody talk to their car?, butter tarts, Canadian baking is not to be sniffed at, this is silliness, and i had a good time writing it
Summary:
The Bentley rumbled disapprovingly, nearly sideswiping a city bus.
“Look, there’s nothing I can do. He says we go too fast for him—”
Rrrm.
“All right! Fine. I go too fast for him. But you’re not helping.”
Vrrrrm!
***
In which Crowley talks to his car, the Bentley is passive-aggressive, and Aziraphale likes Canadian baking.